Happy 69th birthday to my biggest hero and love of my life, Roger Waters!
I know I’m always on here talking about how attractive he is, and how much I love him, and how much I want to have sexual relations with him, and all that so I think I’m just gonna say it all. Sorry if my writing is terrible, I’m really just ranting about anything.
Words cannot describe how much I love you. I’m nervous to write this speech because I’m afraid I won’t get to express how much I love you. Not only are you one beautiful sexy man, that has the gift of eternal beauty, but you are an amazing lyricist, bassist, activist, singer, band member, poet, and just a beautiful person in general, inside and out. The true creativity of Pink Floyd was always in your hands this whole time. Pink Floyd would be nowhere without your ambition and ideas.
Ever since I saw you live, in the flesh, in person, I don’t think I’ll ever be the same. It’s been more than three months, and I am still suffering from severe post concert depression. I can’t look at the photos or video from the show, or even listen to the wall without ugly sobbing. It opened my eyes to everything that was messed up with our world, and only made my love stronger for you than it already was. It is a memory that will never be erased from my brain, and the best day of my entire life and nothing will ever come close to beating that magical moment (unless perhaps I end up finally meeting with you)
You are truly a genius. Your lyrics are beautiful and fit perfectly with every song. When listening to them, I either can clearly hear what is going on in your head at that time, or spend days trying to find out what they mean being so complex. But when I finally find out what they mean, it all makes perfect sense, and then I wonder how on earth anyone could even come up with something like that. No one but Roger Waters could think of anything like that. The lyrics aren’t just little rhymes to sing along with, but they tell a story. All of them. No matter what the concept is about; dealing with the loss of your father, frustrations with the government, feeling isolated from the world, absence, the music business, failed relationships and marriages, issues with war, fears, life, mental illness, remembering Syd, or even singing about relaxing on a beach in San Tropez, every word of every lyric that you wrote is a work of art.
Listening to what you have to say about anything in interviews or whatever is so interesting and intriguing. You always say what is on your mind and you tell it like it is. No sugar coating or any of that bullshit. You are the real deal. And everything you have to say about everything is so wise and always makes me think, and I really admire that. I really just want the chance to sit down and just talk with you for hours and hours, just to hear everything that you say and just have these really awesome conversations.
You always crack me up with those little screaming outbursts you have in your songs, or when you tell a story about something that happened, and you’re facial expressions. It’s not even like you’re trying to be funny, you’re just automatically hilarious. I love the fact how he’s such a drama queen, like every emotion he expresses, he’s always so over the top and sldkfjsdfls
You brought charisma to the band, and it benefited them onstage and with singing. On stage, you always stood out with playing your bass so aggressively, banging that gong, strutting around having a good time, your pterodactyl screeches (oh lord) that ruined everyone’s ovaries, that face you get when you play bass that impregnates everyone. I love it how you play your bass as if you’re gonna murder someone, but when you hold the mic to sing, you hold it ever so gently, like a delicate flower. Watching any gig or promo video that you’re in is pretty much the most entertaining thing ever.
(seriously look at him, he’s magical)
I believe your bass playing is extremely underrated. Yeah you may not be crazy talented and fast like Enty or Chris Squire or anyone like that, I just love your simple, clean, perfect style that melts my ovaries. Just hearing every bassline in a Pink Floyd song just puts this really big stupid smile on my face and for me, it’s the highlight to any song. The man created Money for fucks sake, the bassline that changed the world forever and ever and ever. Ever since I first saw a picture of you, I automatically knew you were the bassist. Your tall, muscular, lanky body, with long strong fingers and muscular arms: the body type of an ideal bassist.
You may not have the biggest range, or always sing on key, but your voice is perfect for the band. Your vocals brought so much emotion and madness to the Wall, a voice that only your dramatic, versatile, theatrical voice could achieve. Without your singing, Pink Floyd would be lacking emotion and power or charisma. You’re not afraid to pour out all that’s inside you into your songs, an incredible experience for the listener. I also love your ability to sing very softly and sweetly like in San Tropez, or Brain Damage, or Grantchester Meadows, or any of those songs which makes my heart explode.
So wrapping up my little rant here, I just wanted to say that I could literally go on and on about Roger and everything I love about him, but I don’t want to spend 940538 hours doing that.
I really cannot explain the emotions I have for Roger. I feel like the word ‘love’ is not enough to describe him. I have this feeling that is much much much much greater than love for him. Everything about him is just so perfect that I can’t do anything but sit there and just cry and think about how much he means to me. I feel like I haven’t declared my love for him enough, and it makes me feel really guilty. Roger Waters has ruined my life, but at the same time has made my life phenomenal. He inspires me to really think about everything and be more creative than I ever was. I have never had so much love for anyone ever in my entire life.
George Roger Waters, I love you and everything about you.
So in conclusion,
Have a wonderful 69th birthday, Roger and have fun being the amazing, intelligent, charismatic, sexy, beautiful, outspoken, adorable, witty, wonderful, dark, passionate, sassy little perfect genius that you are and always will be.
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love every little thing about you
I LOVE YOU<3
you are perfect
I just want to thank every little thing that you have done
because you deserve it
you deserve all my love
I love you<3
ok I think I’m done